then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
is that a dick in a sweater?
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