i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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