I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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