and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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