and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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