I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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