and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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