Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize