So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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