I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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