So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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