One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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