3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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