oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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