dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
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somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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