No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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