I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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