i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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