Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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