So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
