I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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