I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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