Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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