I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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