Is it normal to miss your booty call?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Lo siento on account of my penis...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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