playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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