He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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