Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
The dick lei will go down in squad history
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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