I think im going to throw up on grandma
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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