apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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