i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I got inside last night via doggy door
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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