True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I wish there were birth control emojis
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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