Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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