My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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