I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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