Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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