hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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