So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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