WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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