Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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