My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
