Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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