He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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