Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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