I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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