My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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