Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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