Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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