On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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