Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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