wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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