We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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