Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Its about making memories worth repressing
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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