...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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