I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
