Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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